Funny Donkey Asphalt Pun T-Shirt | Hilarious Animal Graphic Tee
S / Athletic Heather
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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Funny Donkey Asphalt Pun T-Shirt | Hilarious Animal Graphic Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ever had a day so chaotic you just had to leave it in the rear view mirror? Featuring a stoic donkey who’s officially "over it," this shirt is for anyone who has survived the madness and made it back to the pavement. It’s the perfect look for road trips, weekend adventures, or just those days when you’re choosing to move forward—no questions asked.
Lightweight, soft, and built to last—this tee brings a bit of dry wit and everyday comfort together. The breathable Airlume combed cotton feels cool on the skin, while side seams and ribbed collar keep the shape through repeat wear. A cheeky donkey illustration on the back delivers a playful, hand-drawn vibe: the caption reads, “What happened back there was not this asphalt,” giving the shirt a subtle, offbeat humor that starts conversations without trying too hard. Wear it on slow weekends, at roadside diners, or while taking a long country drive—this tee slides into casual wardrobes and adds personality to layered looks.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structural support
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label to reduce irritation
- Back print uses crisp DTF/DTG printing techniques for detailed, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean